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"IT PUTS THE COFFEE IN THE CUP OR IT GETS THE HOSE" - Funny Unisex Coffee Lover T-Shirt, Sarcastic Caffeine Addict Tee

$23.99 USD

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For the caffeine-obsessed with a dark sense of humor, this unisex graphic tee says what everyone’s thinking before their first cup. “IT PUTS THE COFFEE IN THE CUP OR IT GETS THE HOSE”, bold, hilarious, and a little unhinged, just like your morning routine.

Perfect For:
* Coffee lovers with a dark sense of humor
* Baristas and caffeine addicts
* Gifts to friends who can't function without caffeine
* Everyday wear, errands, or lazy mornings

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Product Features

• Gildan 64000 Soft-style women’s cut
• Material: 100% ring-spun cotton (Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
• Fabric Weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) — lightweight and breathable
• Fit: Semi-fitted women’s cut that flatters without feeling tight
• Construction: Side-seamed, taped neck & shoulders for durability, narrow-width rib collar
• Style: Classic crew neck, short sleeves
• Print: Crisp DTG (direct-to-garment) design that holds up wash after wash

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.