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"I LIKE MY WOMEN HOW I LIKE MY COFFEE HORNY" - Funny Men’s Graphic Tee, Sarcastic Humor T-Shirt, Novelty Gift

"I LIKE MY WOMEN HOW I LIKE MY COFFEE HORNY" - Funny Men’s Graphic Tee, Sarcastic Humor T-Shirt, Novelty Gift

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Start your day with a grin and a little trouble. This bold “I LIKE MY WOMEN HOW I LIKE MY COFFEE HORNY” graphic tee design delivers unapologetic humor for those who like their jokes dark, strong, and served hot.

Perfect for:
• Guys with a wicked sense of humor
• Coffee lovers with a twist
• Gag gifts, parties, and weekend wear

  • 30-Day Guarantee
  • Fast Shipping
  • FREE Returns

Product Features

• Gildan 64000 Soft-style women’s cut 
• Material: 100% ring-spun cotton (Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester) 
• Fabric Weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) — lightweight and breathable
• Fit: Semi-fitted women’s cut that flatters without feeling tight
• Construction: Side-seamed, taped neck & shoulders for durability, narrow-width rib collar
• Style: Classic crew neck, short sleeves
• Print: Crisp DTG (direct-to-garment) design that holds up wash after wash

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Washing Instructions

Follow these steps to keep your T-Shirt looking fresh and ready to wear.

  • Wash and dry T-Shirt inside-out, with similar colors.
  • Machine wash and tumble dry on low heat.
  • Avoid using bleach. Use non-chlorine bleach if necessary.
  • Do not dry-clean.
  • Iron, steam or dry on low heat.

Shipping & Returns

Shipping

  • FREE SHIPPING on orders over $75.00.
  • Orders are typically shipped within 7 business days of placing the order.
  • Once shipped, please allow 2-5 business days for delivery.

Returns

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