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"I LIKE MY WOMEN HOW I LIKE MY COFFEE HORNY" - Funny Men’s Graphic Tee, Sarcastic Humor T-Shirt, Novelty Gift
"I LIKE MY WOMEN HOW I LIKE MY COFFEE HORNY" - Funny Men’s Graphic Tee, Sarcastic Humor T-Shirt, Novelty Gift
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Start your day with a grin and a little trouble. This bold
“I LIKE MY WOMEN HOW I LIKE MY COFFEE HORNY” graphic tee design delivers unapologetic humor for those who like their jokes dark, strong, and served hot.
Perfect for:
• Guys with a wicked sense of humor
• Coffee lovers with a twist
• Gag gifts, parties, and weekend wear
- 30-Day Guarantee
- Fast Shipping
- FREE Returns
Product Features
Product Features
• Gildan 64000 Soft-style women’s cut
• Material: 100% ring-spun cotton (Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
• Fabric Weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) — lightweight and breathable
• Fit: Semi-fitted women’s cut that flatters without feeling tight
• Construction: Side-seamed, taped neck & shoulders for durability, narrow-width rib collar
• Style: Classic crew neck, short sleeves
• Print: Crisp DTG (direct-to-garment) design that holds up wash after wash
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Washing Instructions
Washing Instructions
Follow these steps to keep your T-Shirt looking fresh and ready to wear.
- Wash and dry T-Shirt inside-out, with similar colors.
- Machine wash and tumble dry on low heat.
- Avoid using bleach. Use non-chlorine bleach if necessary.
- Do not dry-clean.
- Iron, steam or dry on low heat.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
- FREE SHIPPING on orders over $75.00.
- Orders are typically shipped within 7 business days of placing the order.
- Once shipped, please allow 2-5 business days for delivery.
Returns
Our goal is for you to love your order and strive for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please contact us if something isn't right.
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