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"IT PUTS THE COFFEE IN THE CUP OR IT GETS THE HOSE" - Funny Unisex Coffee Lover Hoodie, Sarcastic Humor Pullover

"IT PUTS THE COFFEE IN THE CUP OR IT GETS THE HOSE" - Funny Unisex Coffee Lover Hoodie, Sarcastic Humor Pullover

$35.99 USD
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This unisex hoodie is for the caffeine die-hard who takes their brew, and their humor, seriously. Featuring the bold phrase “IT PUTS THE COFFEE IN THE CUP OR IT GETS THE HOSE” this design hits the sweet spot between chaos and comfort.

Perfect For:
* Coffee lovers with a dark sense of humor
* Anyone who takes their coffee seriously
* Gifts to friends with chaotic energy
* Everyday wear, roadtrips, coffee runs, or lazy mornings

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Product Features

• Crew Neck Sweatshirt | Gildan 18000
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.

Washing Instructions

Follow these steps to keep your T-Shirt looking fresh and ready to wear.

  • Wash and dry T-Shirt inside-out, with similar colors.
  • Machine wash and tumble dry on low heat.
  • Avoid using bleach. Use non-chlorine bleach if necessary.
  • Do not dry-clean.
  • Iron, steam or dry on low heat.

Shipping & Returns

Shipping

  • FREE SHIPPING on orders over $75.00.
  • Orders are typically shipped within 7 business days of placing the order.
  • Once shipped, please allow 2-5 business days for delivery.

Returns

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